Thursday, January 24, 2008

Why current Oscar Award choices lack interest

I was watching The O’Reily Factor, which I watch most every day, and Dennis Miller was doing his weekly spot on the show. The discussion encompassed the Oscar Awards, and Dennis Miller mentioned the fact that several nominated and winning films of the past could never be made today. I agree with that.

So I decided to go through a list of all the movies I have seen that have been nominated or won an Oscar Award. To that end I only selected films that I have seen, and range from the start of Oscar nominations up to 1984. Where there are movies that have been remade (some several times) I have gone with the original movie.

To simplify this list a bit, I’m grouping the movies into groups based on the reason it can be made today. I will add that several of the movies, if remade now, would have their theme and emphasis massively re-written. Wining movies are identified with a w.

[By the way, I recommend seeing all these movies, and M – a German film starring Peter Lorie.]

    Movies that can’t be made because they promote America – A common theme now is that America is evil and our military is cruel. At least many in Hollywood would like you to think that.

    Sergeant York
    Yankee Doodle Dandy
    The Best Years of Our Lives - w
    It's a Wonderful Life
    Miracle on 34th Street
    Mister Roberts
    The Alamo
    M*A*S*H


    Movies that are anti-Feminist

    Captain Blood
    The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)
    Gone with the Wind
    The Wizard of Oz
    Casablanca
    The Best Years of Our Lives - w
    It's a Wonderful Life
    The Quiet Man
    Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
    12 Angry Men - if only for the title if not the casting
    The Alamo
    The Guns of Navarone
    West Side Story – w
    How the West Was Won
    Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
    In the Heat of the Night – w
    M*A*S*H
    A Clockwork Orange
    Sounder


    Movies that offend various special interest groups

    Sergeant York – Germans
    Cleopatra (1934) – Africans/ Blacks/Arabs (none of which are White)
    The Gay Divorcee – Title insults Gays
    The Thin Man – not sensitive to overweight people
    Gone with the Wind – w – African Americans
    Of Mice and Men (1939) – Tthe mentally challenged
    The Wizard of Oz – Height challenged
    The Best Years of Our Lives – w – Disabled Vets
    It's a Wonderful Life – lack of minorities
    Miracle on 34th Street – insensitive to non-Christian religions
    The Treasure of the Sierra Madre - Mexicans
    The Quiet Man - Irish
    Shane – Native American Indians
    Mister Roberts - Japanese
    The King and I - Asians
    The Ten Commandments – Non-Christians
    The Bridge on the River Kwai – w - Japanese
    12 Angry Men – Puerto Ricans/Hispanics/Latinos
    The Defiant Ones - Southerners
    The Alamo – Mexicans
    West Side Story – w- Puerto Ricans
    Lawrence of Arabia – w- Arabs
    To Kill a Mockingbird - Southerners
    How the West Was Won – Mexicans/Native American Indians
    In the Heat of the Night – w
    Sounder – African Americans
    Gandhi – w – Hindus
    A Soldier's Story – African Americans


    Movies that have African American leads, not involving them as drug addicts/dealers, not involving a holiday, family gathering or wedding, without a comedic plotline

    The Defiant Ones
    To Kill a Mockingbird
    In the Heat of the Night – w
    M*A*S*H (yes it’s comedic, and the only Black guy is called Spear Chucker; But he is a top class surgeon and respected by the leads)
    Sounder
    A Soldier's Story


    Movies that would offend some religious or religious group

    The Gay Divorcee
    The Wizard of Oz
    Here Comes Mr. Jordan (1941)
    The Bells of St. Mary's
    It's a Wonderful Life
    Miracle on 34th Street
    The Quiet Man
    The King and I
    The Ten Commandments
    M*A*S*H
    Gandhi


    Movies about wars that would be rewritten to change historical fact or make the enemy seem nicer

    Gone with the Wind - w
    Goodbye, Mr. Chips
    Casablanca - w
    The Best Years of Our Lives - w
    It's a Wonderful Life
    Mister Roberts
    The Bridge on the River Kwai – w
    The Alamo
    The Guns of Navarone
    Lawrence of Arabia – w
    The Longest Day
    Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
    The Sand Pebbles


I could go on, but you get the point. A host of movies that are classics would never be done any more. Of the ones that would, the entire storyline would be redone to facilitate various groups, and ruin the story.

The recent remake of Robin Hood with Kevin Costner is a great example. Did they really need Morgan Freeman in the film? Did the fact of the Crusades occurring in that time help the story at all? And there was the re-write of Disney’s version of the attack at Pearl Harbor. I believe the remake of the Alamo was historically wrong too.

Protests from various orthodox (more like fanatical) religious groups assuredly would surround The Wizard of Oz, due to witches that many movies recently have seen. It's a Wonderful Life, Miracle on 34th Street, and The Ten Commandments would all be attacked in a similar manner as was The Passion of the Christ.

And not a single movie that shows America being a positive force in the world could get past the extreme left wing groups that have continued to fund and promote the miserable flops like Sicko, Redacted and Lions for Lambs.

Oh, I would support the blocking of a film like The Ten Commandments and Cleopatra on the basis that Egyptians are African, not White. No matter how many times these films are remade or colorized, Blacks are Black even if they are from North Africa. It’s insulting to portray them as otherwise. I mean if there was an all Black version of The Guns of Navarone it wouldn’t make a hell of a lot of sense now would it?

When you think about it, the reasons why movies like all the above, and others like Sergeant Rutledge, don’t get made anymore are stupid. No wonder we are left with endless remakes (The Invasion, The Honeymooners, Who’s Your Caddy, and occasionally a decent but ultimately disappointing plot changed I Am Legend), prequels (Hannibal Rising, AVP:Requiem), and miserable original films based on everything but a good idea (Bratz, Hulk, AVP, I Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Transformers, Sex in the City, Codename: The Cleaner, and the list goes on).

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